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I wonder if Gordon Ramsay felt flattered when he discovered he had a porn dwarf lookalike (god rest his soul).  Well, he isn’t the only one …

Compliments of Fanackapan and Mr Woo…

If anyone knows the origin of this letter, can you let me know… getting worried about Friday now…

I’ve made this persons life complete? Complete what? Complete Mess?

…of 6 hours work at Loom Studio in Birstall, recorded and mixed by Kurt Wood – with many thanks! – Keep The Drummer Happy’s first pro recording…

…in a world filled with marvel, mystery and wonder; galaxies unexplored by man; mother nature; the arts; I could go on forever, why all it takes to keep a set of idiots occupied for a good hour is a simple pair of bloomers…?

And here’s the ultimate…

…that is all.

I do ‘proclaim’ xx

Fuck the editing…. Separated at birth xx

Another Heatonian puss has escaped from the confines of safety. Surprisingly it’s not one of the Halliday’s, so breaking and entering into houses and finding your hand stuck in rotting Mackerel won’t be needed. This particular puss answers to the name Janey Jones after The Clash’s record or JJ for short and resides in the Ashwell Road area. She is white and ginger, around 18 months old and wears a blue collar with a bell. If any sightings occur please report to Legalmaid at the King’s Arms!